It's a machine that goes... ding! Made it myself. Lights up in the presence of shapeshifting DNA. Also, it can microwave frozen dinners from up to 20 feet and download comics from the future. I never know when to stop.
Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

makeitearlgrey:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam

2. clearly the force extended his kick

3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl


So today I was at Louvre and I saw this painting
“Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No,
IT IS JESUS”

So today I was at Louvre and I saw this painting
“Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No,
IT IS JESUS”


jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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purgaytorycas:

princess-island:

does the supernatural fandom have a gif for tfios?

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manjolras:

tangledecstasy:

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

you probably misunderstood this post


faultless-stars:

Why is it that every time two people named John and Mary are in a relationship one of the two end up on fire


sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug


  • Things you learn when beginning most languages: Colors, numbers, "hi my name is"
  • Things you learn when beginning Latin: war, manliness, four words for "death"

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time


jamalroth:

i want to be best friends with someone on here and skype and text all the time and watch stupid movies and talk about boys and girls and i just want friends


So freaking tired. My mom and stepfather had another fight - probably enough to fuck the trip up.
Anyway. Paris is a very beautiful city.


So I was out to breakfast today and

wailtothethief:

heh it says Benedi- wait what’s that face 

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Is that-image

OH MY GOD IT IS

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE MENU BENADRYL CABBAGETOWN


everyoneinthetardis:

onna4:

David Tennant with his wife

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David Tennant without his wife

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She’s back!

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I’ve been laughing at this for three years


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